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(no subject) [Jan. 22nd, 2009|05:25 pm]
Concerning Elijah...

Birth Name: Elijah Jordan Wood
Birthday: January 28, 1981
Place of Birth: Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Height: 5' 6"
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Current Residence: Venice, Los Angeles, California
Nicknames: Elwood, Lij and Monkey
Star Sign: Aquarius
Tatoos: an elvish "9" on right hip
Occupation: actor, music geek, retired hobbit-hero, record label boss
Family: mother Debbie, father Warren (divorced), brother Zach (born in 1974), sister Hannah (born in 1983)
Favorite Bands: Smashing Pumpkins, the Beatles, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, Massive Attack, Propellerhead, Liquid Soul, John Lennon, Flaming Lips
Favorite Movies: Star Wars, Heavenly Creatures, Harvey, Mulholland Drive, Amélie, Pulp Fiction
Worst Movies ever: Pearl Harbor, Godzilla
Favorite Books: The Hobbit, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Favorite Food: Homemade Potato Salad
Hobbies: Photography, cooking, singing, reading, Star Wars geek-ism, collecting CDs (collection contains over 4000 CDs)
Bad Habits: Smoking clove cigarettes, biting fingernails
Current Media Girlfriend: Maggie Grace Pamela Racine

Elijah and his co-stars

[info]Dominic Monaghan: my former hobbit co-star and platonic friend. Really. Totally.

[info]Billy Boyd: oh well, one of the other hobbits.

[info]Viggo Mortensen: Mr. Sexy Voice, the only genuine Aragorn and my replacement daddy. I love him to death.

[info]Orlando Bloom: says he is the prettiest one in the Fellowship….Muahahaha…he’s definitely the most superfluous one. ”A diversion.”…duh…. Anyway, he’s a dear, dear friend and I beat him at drinking every time. That makes me like him even more.

[info]Scarlett Johansson: one of my co-stars in North, but I was 13 and she was 9, so I barely remember shooting with her. But I must say, she definitely grew up. She filled out.

[info]Christina Ricci: remember my screen kiss with her in The Ice Storm? Did it look real? I doubt it. Ah, however, she rocks. We are on the same wavelength.

[info]Katie Holmes: we didn't have any common scenes in The Ice Storm...so, I'd still like to get to know her better. If she survives Tom Cruise.

[info]Jared Leto: when he was still innocent and nice, he was in Black and White. I know, the movie sucks, but it was in 1999, when my new life was about to begin.

[info]Josh Hartnett: one of my co-stars in The Faculty and Sin City. Thanks to him I started smoking clove cigarettes. Thank you, mate! I can’t imagine my life without them.

[info]Kirsten Dunst: co-starred next to me in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. For some weird reason she didn’t like me…in the movie, that is. Maybe it’s because I played a pathetic loser. Hmm…anyway, she’s nice.

[info]Jessica Alba: the little bitch from Sin City. No, she's not really a bitch. Not in the movie anyway. *winks*

[info]Benicio Del Toro: one of the many creepy bastards in Sin City. I love him. He’s a true revolutionist, just what we need.


special thanks to:

[info]Vanessa Paradis, a.k.a. my soulmate: what have I done before I met you, chérie. Spending mystic nights with you is such a lovely recovery from the mad Hollywood business. You’ll always have a special place in my heart.


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I love my baby sister


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A joyful moment with Dommers


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Me, Dommie and Orli having an NC-13 orgy


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You're still sure you're straight, Sean?


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My replacement daddy and I reunited


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Fuck off, PR. Can't you see the magic between us?


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Nobody could love me better, I must stick with you forever


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Patience, patience, my love.


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Hmm...do they know?...


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Cooky and I (I have no idea what's so funny)


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Paradisiac Nessa - the object of my affection if I were straight
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